Guess who is an idiot

Sunday 8th August 2021

Guess who is an idiot who forgot to take his medicine last night. Extrapolating from that, guess who only had about an hour’s sleep, and spent the nearly the whole of the nighttime hours twitching and turning as all of my multifarious symptoms which my medication is supposed to keep under control, stopped being under control. Of course, it’s not the first time I’ve done this, but it is one of the few times that I have done it completely sober, and so I fell victim to the complete gamut of my various symptoms. And trust me, they were not very nice. And, being somewhat of a complete idiot, it never occurred to me what I had done, or rather what I had not done until it was far too late.

I feel considerably better now I have had a hot drink and something to eat, so I shall be doing as much work as I can, until I feel prompted to go upstairs and lie in the arms of Morpheus, if he’ll have me, that is.
 
The latest episode of On theTrack went out yesterday afternoon. It is nearly entirely dedicated to the recent revelations that Zana the wild almasty was certainly nothing of the sort. There is no twatting about in this episode, as the story of Zana is a tragic one, and her memory should be treated with respect. However, never fear, there are songs, jokes and comedy rhinoceri in next week’s episode.
 
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Jonathan Downes
Cryptozoologist, naturalist, musician, singer, composer, poet, novelist and Director of the Centre for Fortean Zoology since 1992. Jon was born in Portsmouth in 1959 and spent his infancy in Nigeria and his childhood in Hong Kong. His wife Corinna died of cancer in 2020, leaving him with two stepdaughters and a six year old granddaughter called Evelyn.