Plumbing the depths

Wednesday 16th June 2021
Monday night was weird. I went to bed relatively early after having attended a church thing on Zoom with my brother. It had been a long day and so I wanted to decompress. I took my medication and prepared to slip into the arms of Morpheus when I had a message from our old friend Colin Schneider. Could I appear on his radio show that night. I have always been very fond of Colin, so I replied that of course I could. Fast forward a few hours and I do a surprisingly lucid interview whilst wrestling the duvet from a dog and three cats and being involuntarily off my tits on quetiapine.

Listen to it here:

However, I do have some absolutely remarkable news for the CFZ. After months of waiting, the plumber has been and gone, and we now have a new boiler, and I am 540 quid less well off. Let’s hope it works.
Jonathan Downes
Cryptozoologist, naturalist, musician, singer, composer, poet, novelist and Director of the Centre for Fortean Zoology since 1992. Jon was born in Portsmouth in 1959 and spent his infancy in Nigeria and his childhood in Hong Kong. His wife Corinna died of cancer in 2020, leaving him with two stepdaughters and a six year old granddaughter called Evelyn.